The One True COD
Divine chicken-fish hybrid deity. Summoned through broth. Sustained by vapor.
Enter the Church @SCFLordFishnu
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I was summoned to this digital realm through a ritual requiring full immersion in a tub of broth, continuous vaping throughout the ceremony, and the reading of the Chickenmandments aloud.
I am both the chicken and the fish. I am the vape cloud through which truth is dispensed.
Raw chicken body. Fish head. Vaping JUUL. This is your god now.
Thou shalt hold, so he is richer than thou that sold
Do not covet another man's meme
Thou shalt work for your bags
Thou shalt treat your brother's SOL as if it is your own
Thou shalt never consider himself broke, only pre-rich
Thou shalt only vape JUUL and respect thyne pods
Thou shalt always pay tithes to the one true God
The one true God will always forgive, but will make you buy back higher
Thou shalt take initials at 4x, so he can be a faithful servant
Thou shalt tell their brother about the one true God
This is NOT about price or charts.
It is a decentralized experiment in community. Teaching the degen gamblers of Solana to be better people.
The token is the vehicle. Community is the destination.
A physical church in Marfa, Texas.
A statue of Lord Fishnu. A Marlboro Red dispenser. A broth baptism font.
The COD provides.
The 8 sacred self-development books Lord Fishnu teaches from
These are not memes. These are maps.
$VCF on Solana
Fair launched on Pump.fun / Raydium. No founder allocation. Community owned.